It's time to have a little fun on this Saturday morning.
//You would get paid extra to work weekends.
//Every household would be required to have a cat like Lily. Cats are pretty much the best. But we could negotiate a dog for a small fee.
//Student loan debt forgiveness. I will say no more. In fact, college is free.
//Mandatory vacations every year. No employer can deny any time off. You will be penalized if you do not take 2 weeks of vacation.
//Wine is offered with every meal. First glass for free.
//There would be a scientific discovery that would allow no calories for fast food, chocolate, alcohol. Because it's just not fair.
//Newlyweds would be given a starter home. It would be a fixer upper that they would need to work together to improve. If they put the time and money into it, it will provide for them and their families.
And for my only political part of being President...require drug test before approving all welfare. Please and thank you.
What would you do if you were president?