It seems I have acquired this quite painful, pain in my butt. If I sit too long, it hurts. If I walk too long, it hurts.

Naturally, my husband and myself have been joking about the pain in my butt all day. The blogger that I am wanted to make my pain beneficial to you. I present to you, my pains in the butt: currently in the world.

Kimye
I have always been a Kardashian cheerleader. Loved them and their crazy show for awhile. Heck, I even wanted to be a Kardashian. But then in the last few years, I've grown. The Kardashian clan has outgrown it's fame and are just trying too hard. I mean, Kris, it's time to be a wife and proper mother. Leave the Momager behind and take care of Rob.

This past week has really irritated the heck out of me. Come on, Kim. This girl has been married 3 times. Good for her for being resilient and still chasing for that one true love. That I give her props for. But I think past 1 or 2, you stop making a spectacle of your wedding. You're wedding day is about you and the other person. Your vows to each other. Not about making money. Plus, the word "Kimye" just bothers me.

Packing/Moving
Last night, we realized there are less than 30 days that we have to pack this place up. Holy panic attack. Our last move was bittersweet as we said good-bye to long distance but stressful nonetheless.

This time, I have decided to tackle room by room and I am hoping it helps. I had vowed this would be the last time I do this. Or maybe just maybe once more. Such is life.

Gmail Spam Filter
I have missed 2 very important emails thanks to the way Gmail is filtering my emails into this awful folder. This on top of the new tabs. Makes things all kind of confusing. Who remembers to check their spam folder? I thought Google was all smart and stuff.

Stink Bugs
They are back. And not wanted.

Mother Nature
Can't make up her mind between 90's and 60's. One minute I am sweating my behind off and the next I am searching the clothes pile for a large sweatshirt. Get it together.

And those are my Pains in the Butt for the moment. Any pains in the butt you have?

Friday's Letters

Dear new apartment- Only a week to go and you will be ours! I absolutely cannot wait to decorate and figure out fun new ways to deal with small spaces. Because let's face it. That will be a challenge with all my junk.

Dear Insanity-Am I insane? Get ready for Monday!

Dear Kourtney Kardashian-You are seriously the cutest pregnant girl ever. I am taking mental notes of all your outfits so I can be fashionably pregnant.

Dear Magic Mike-Please continue to play previews on my tv. Anytime, all the time.

Dear Lily-It breaks my heart how stressful moving is for you. From the crying at night to the getting sick when I leave the house for work, I'm sorry. It will all be over soon. Until then, feel free to sleep on the table if it makes you feel better. I won't tell ;)

Now off to enjoy my 3 day weekend!

Can I be a Kardashian?

Pretty, please?

I have a somewhat 'still healthy' obsession with the Kardashians. It all started in college with 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' marathons on E!. A couple episodes and I was hooked. This family is so crazy it is hilarious. Not to mention Kourtney, Kim and Khloe are so gorgeous. 

So, duh, of course I want to be them!

Oh and the fact their family made $65 million last year might also make it all the more sweet. Yes, it's true. 65 million buckaroos. What does one do with that kind of money? I want to find out.

The Kardashians receieved their earnings from public appearances, their shows, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami and the newest Kourtney and Kim Take New York, modeling contracts (Kendall and Kylie) and the many endorsement deals. Whew. After mentioning all that it is no wonder that so much money was made. This family works hard. Granted the perks are enormous but they don't come by their money easily. It also helps their mom Kris Jenner knows what she is doing. 

Now how can I make my way into that fun, crazy family?