Things You Can't Do with Stitches in Your Face

A few weeks ago, I had the unfortunate pleasure of having my face stitched up. Got into a fight with a metal bar, the bar won..ha ha ha.

Least favorite accessory.

As I learned, there are A LOT of things that change when you have stitches in your face and a lot of things you can't do because of it.


+Get a facial

+Get a haircut

+Take good pictures {viewfinder, ouch}

+Get your eyebrows waxed

+Wash your face properly

+Wash your hair properly

+Go to the eye doctor

It became attractive.

+Get Christmas pictures taken

+Give the stink eye to everyone that cracks the joke about you being in a bar fight

+Let your cat anywhere near your face. You never know with those claws.

+Avoid the looks you get

As I am still healing and sporting a fun scar across my eyebrow, some of these are still a work in progress. Like waxing my eyebrows. I might have two caterpillars up there but the thought of them ripping open my wound again terrifies me. Yes, I might be over dramatic but lets give it time.

Can't see the scar when I pose like this ;)